Purim Pawty!

Hallo, Effurrybody!


It's Purim! In fact, for Caspurr, it's his first Purim! That's when effurybody gets to dress up in funny costumes. So Mummy made us wear these silly hats!

We think Kitties should be allowed to choose their own Purim costumes, don't you? We can come up with something much better than clowns' hats!

Anyway, we are writing this blog now, because we want to invite you all to our Purim Pawty tomorrow afternoon at 5.30 pm. (Israel time). There'll be plenty of food (Fancy Feast of all flavours) and drink (including the Hard Stuff). 

So get your tunnels and other Transportation Devices ready and we'll see you all tomorrow.

And don't forget - this is a Fancy Dress Pawty!

Trixie the Black Panfur and Caspurr the Tigger Tabby  xoxox

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Happy Birthday, Caspurr!

Kitties! Anipals! Humans! 
Lend Us your Ears!

Today is a furry Impawtant Day!
Today is Caspurr's First Birthday!

Yes, that's right! It's amazing how quickly Time flies by! Today, Caspurr is One Year Old! So We have asked Mummy to bake a Birthday Cake - with Tuna Mousse Icing.

We are hoping She won't make any purr-oblems about that. She might - because She says Caspurr is overweight and needs to go on a strict diet.


Caspurr here! Diet, you call it?! Starvation is what I call it! She only feeds Me twice a day! How is a Mancat supposed to keep up his Strength on such short rations?


You forgot to mention, "Little" Brofur, that you also eat half of My noms! It's no wonder you're so fat and I'm so thin. Yes, it's true, Kitties! And it isn't even as if he eats his own noms and then turns his attention to My food bowl. No, indeed! First he comes and eats My rations and then he goes and eats his own!
What's more, it's true we only get two official meals a day, but Mummy also puts some kibbles in the Snack Bowls in the kitchen mid-day, so Caspurr is furry, furry far from being starved!

Why are you being so mean to Me, Trixie - and on my Birthday, of all days? 

I am not mean to you! Not, not, not! Haven't I looked after you since you were a tiny little kitten, and taught you effurrything I know? Here, I will give you a Birthday Kissie on your nose. Happy Birthday from your loving Sisfur.
xoxox


Okay, Sis - I don't really think you're mean. And to show you how much I truly love and appurreciate you, I will now groom your Splendiferous Tail for you. 
But first of all, Effurryone, Trixie and I have some Miaowmentous News for you all.

Are you ready?

Mummy has sold Our Home! She signed all the Papers yesterday! 

And that's not all! She has found Us a New Home. She says we won't talk about it just yet, until she and the owner sign something called a c-o-n-t-r-a-c-t, because She is afraid to jinx the deal. But We are all furry, furry excited.

Now, Kitties (and other Anipals), to get back to the Main News of the Day - namely, Caspurr's Birthday - because Furr-iday is rather inconvenient, since effurryone is pre-purring for Shabbat, we have decided to hold the Official Birthday Party tomorrow afternoon at 5 pm. Israel time - and, of course, you are all invited!

See you tomorrow then!

Shabbat Shalom!

Trixie and Caspurr

Just To Let You Know...

...We're still here!

Mummy has been very neglectful of her duties towards Us of late. She hasn't been helping us with the Computer Machine. So you could be purr-doned for thinking We had gone away somewhere.

But - We haven't! We are still here, being effur so Good and Patient, while She sorts out things like trying to sell Her apurrtment Our Home and find a bigger one, and so on and so forth. And she appeared as a guest purr-former with another Caterwauling Club (ie. not her own) and had a So-Low (which is what She calls a So-High). Why does She call it a So-Low when the notes are high enough to shatter glass??? She drove Us crazy with her purr-acticing!

She did find time to take some flattering pictures of Us though!

She took these with her new flashy-box that She talks into. We think the pictures turned out not at all badly, don't you?

Have a Good Week!

Trixie and Caspurr

Be My Valentine!

Hallo, Effurryone!

Caspurr here! I expect you are all pre-purring for the Valentine's Day Ball. I have already asked the Ladycat of my choice to be My Valentine, and I hope I'm not too late. She knows who she is and I won't mention any names, but I know there must be effur so many Mancats who would like to escort her to the Ball...

Meanwhile, my sisfur Trixie is furry worried and afraid no-one will ask her to be their Valentine. She is really shy - although she tries to hide it.  But I'm sure she has nothing to worry about. She is such a Truly Beautiful Kitty, I've told her the Mancats will be lining up to dance with her. But I don't know if she is convinced...

See you all on Furr-iday the 14th!

In Case You Were Wondering...

Hallo, Effurrybody!

We suppose you've all been wondering where we had disappeared too. Haven't you?

Well, as usual, it was all the Human's fault. She went cavorting off to EUROPE with her Caterwauling Club buddies, to appear in some concerts, leaving Us in the care of a friend of hers from where She used to work, who came effurry day to feed Us. And when She came back, She didn't even bring us Prezzies! Wasn't that Mean of her?

And to think we were so Good while She was away! We didn't break anything! And when her friend accidentally left the door to her study open, all we did was eat one of her Sick Lemons - it wasn't our fault that the other flowerpot was so close that it got knocked over onto the sofa. If She will put the flowerpots so close together that there isn't room for a kitty to turn around safely without overturning something, what can She expect?!

As for all the earth that was spilled on the sofa and the carpet, all She had to do was activate the Sucky Monster. And she didn't have to do that at one o'clock in the morning when She got home, did She?

All in all, though, she was so furry happy to see Us again (and We to see Her), that she didn't even raise her voice when she saw all the earth trodden into the carpet. And her Cleaning Lady came the next day and cleaned effurrything up, so now we're all back to normal.

Which was a Good Thing, because today, someone came round to see the flat (a purr-spective buyer, Mummy says), and tomorrow, the Real Estate Lady is bringing someone else to see it.

So We are keeping our paws crossed, because the sooner Mummy sells this flat, the sooner She'll be able to buy another one, bigger, better and maybe with a garden or catio. We would so-o-o-o like that.

See you all again soon, dear Anipals!

Trixie the Black Panfur and Caspurr the Tigger Tabby

In the Spring, a Young Cat's Fancy Lightly Turns to Thoughts of Love.....

Hallo, Effurryone!

It's Me, here - Caspurr! Trixie's feeling a bit - well, we aren't sure, really! Mummy is Completely Baffled! Trixie is behaving furry, furry oddly! Last April, she had her Ladycat Parts stolen by the evil v-e-t, but for the past couple of days, she has been acting exactly like a kitty who wants to have babies! 

Mummy asked the nice lady v-e-t, but she is baffled too! Mummy also asked her friends on something called "Facebook" if any of them had heard of such a thing before. Some humans have suggested that Trixie is responding to my Mancatly presence, others think that at this time of year (it's Tu B'Shvat, which kind of heralds the start of Spring), there may be lots of ladycats roaming around in the neighbourhood giving off furry-moans (Mummy said that's a kind of hormone, but Trixie and I don't know what hormones are either!) and that might have triggered the same kind of behaviour in Trixie. The v-e-t said she's never seen anything like this before and maybe it's Psi...Psi - koh...Psi - kole.......All in Trixie's head!

At any rate, the lady v-e-t says that, whatever happens, Trixie can't possibly have kittens, because she doesn't go out and because MY Mancat Parts were stolen last year as well. She says, if Trixie has kittens, she (the v-e-t) will eat, not only her hat, but ALL her clothes (mol). But, even so, we none of us like Unsolved Mysteries, so We were all wondering if any of YOU Guys can explain what is happening with Trixie.

Shabbat Shalom to you all. Have a nice weekend.

Here We Are Again!

Hallo, Effurrybody!

We are so sorry to have been in-co-mew-ni-ca-do for almost TWO WEEKS! It's all the fault of the Human. SHE has the passwords and she thought - for some reason - that HER needs came before ours and that having to spend lots of time on stuff for her Caterwauling Club and their upcoming concert was some kind of justification for neglecting OUR blog!

Anyway, kitties (and other anipals) - we have lots of news! Mummy took Trixie to the v-e-t last Thursday, to get her annual shots. Trixie was effur so good and uncomplaining, even when Mummy asked the nice lady v-e-t to check her teeth and gums (Trixie's, not Mummy's - mol), and it turned out her gums were slightly inflamed. So Doctor Einat gave Mummy some special toothpaste for kitties, which - fortunately - tastes quite good.

And we found a new way to get back at Mummy for neglecting Us. We aren't going to reveal ALL our secrets, but suffice it to say that Mummy woke up from her afternoon nap one day last week, to find her bed all covered with EARTH!
Of course she got mad and blamed Us - but WE'RE NOT TALKING. Our lips are SEALED.

Now, kitties (and other anipals), all that remains for Us to do is to wish you all Shabbat Shalom. Have a lovely Weekend.

Trixie the Black Panfur Princess and Caspurr the Tigger King xoxox