Friday, March 28, 2014

Daylight Robbery

Greetings, Effurrybody!

You'd never believe what has happened, anipals!

We went to sleep last night as usual (way after midnight, because we waited for Mummy to come home from the caterwauling concert opera), expecting to sleep till about seven o'clock in the morning and then wake Mummy up by sitting on her tummy with a gentle headbutt, in time for her to let her Cleaning Lady in.  But instead, Mummy woke Us up an hour early (by Our Reckoning) and told Us that all the clocks have been put forward for Daylight Saving Time.

Do you know what that means, kitties? 

It means they have stolen an hour of Our Lives!!!

What gives them the right to do that???

You know what We think, Kitties (and Other Anipals)? We think that Spring makes people (and some animals, but not Kitties) go a little crazy.

How else can you explain the fact that this birdie, who dared to make her nest on Our Windowsill, laid a single Egg in one of Mummy's flowerpots, but then chose to sit on a small pebble that was lying in the earth there, instead of on the Egg?!

Huh! Talk about Birdbrained!

Well, We now feel the Urgent Need to make up for our lost stolen sleep, so We are going to go and lie down, somewhere where We won't be disturbed, and let Mummy get on with preparing the Shabbat evening meal. (Pssst! She has promised pink trout...Yummy!)

Shabbat Shalom to you all. Have a lovely Weekend!

Trixie and Caspurr xoxox

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Purim Pawty!

Hallo, Effurrybody!

It's Purim! In fact, for Caspurr, it's his first Purim! That's when effurybody gets to dress up in funny costumes. So Mummy made us wear these silly hats!

We think Kitties should be allowed to choose their own Purim costumes, don't you? We can come up with something much better than clowns' hats!

Anyway, we are writing this blog now, because we want to invite you all to our Purim Pawty tomorrow afternoon at 5.30 pm. (Israel time). There'll be plenty of food (Fancy Feast of all flavours) and drink (including the Hard Stuff). 

So get your tunnels and other Transportation Devices ready and we'll see you all tomorrow.

And don't forget - this is a Fancy Dress Pawty!

Trixie the Black Panfur and Caspurr the Tigger Tabby  xoxox


Friday, March 7, 2014

Happy Birthday, Caspurr!

Kitties! Anipals! Humans! 
Lend Us your Ears!

Today is a furry Impawtant Day!
Today is Caspurr's First Birthday!

Yes, that's right! It's amazing how quickly Time flies by! Today, Caspurr is One Year Old! So We have asked Mummy to bake a Birthday Cake - with Tuna Mousse Icing.

We are hoping She won't make any purr-oblems about that. She might - because She says Caspurr is overweight and needs to go on a strict diet.

Caspurr here! Diet, you call it?! Starvation is what I call it! She only feeds Me twice a day! How is a Mancat supposed to keep up his Strength on such short rations?

You forgot to mention, "Little" Brofur, that you also eat half of My noms! It's no wonder you're so fat and I'm so thin. Yes, it's true, Kitties! And it isn't even as if he eats his own noms and then turns his attention to My food bowl. No, indeed! First he comes and eats My rations and then he goes and eats his own!
What's more, it's true we only get two official meals a day, but Mummy also puts some kibbles in the Snack Bowls in the kitchen mid-day, so Caspurr is furry, furry far from being starved!

Why are you being so mean to Me, Trixie - and on my Birthday, of all days? 

I am not mean to you! Not, not, not! Haven't I looked after you since you were a tiny little kitten, and taught you effurrything I know? Here, I will give you a Birthday Kissie on your nose. Happy Birthday from your loving Sisfur.

Okay, Sis - I don't really think you're mean. And to show you how much I truly love and appurreciate you, I will now groom your Splendiferous Tail for you. 
But first of all, Effurryone, Trixie and I have some Miaowmentous News for you all.

Are you ready?

Mummy has sold Our Home! She signed all the Papers yesterday! 

And that's not all! She has found Us a New Home. She says we won't talk about it just yet, until she and the owner sign something called a c-o-n-t-r-a-c-t, because She is afraid to jinx the deal. But We are all furry, furry excited.

Now, Kitties (and other Anipals), to get back to the Main News of the Day - namely, Caspurr's Birthday - because Furr-iday is rather inconvenient, since effurryone is pre-purring for Shabbat, we have decided to hold the Official Birthday Party tomorrow afternoon at 5 pm. Israel time - and, of course, you are all invited!

See you tomorrow then!

Shabbat Shalom!

Trixie and Caspurr

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Just To Let You Know...

...We're still here!

Mummy has been very neglectful of her duties towards Us of late. She hasn't been helping us with the Computer Machine. So you could be purr-doned for thinking We had gone away somewhere.

But - We haven't! We are still here, being effur so Good and Patient, while She sorts out things like trying to sell Her apurrtment Our Home and find a bigger one, and so on and so forth. And she appeared as a guest purr-former with another Caterwauling Club (ie. not her own) and had a So-Low (which is what She calls a So-High). Why does She call it a So-Low when the notes are high enough to shatter glass??? She drove Us crazy with her purr-acticing!

She did find time to take some flattering pictures of Us though!

She took these with her new flashy-box that She talks into. We think the pictures turned out not at all badly, don't you?

Have a Good Week!

Trixie and Caspurr