Friday, January 17, 2014

In the Spring, a Young Cat's Fancy Lightly Turns to Thoughts of Love.....

Hallo, Effurryone!

It's Me, here - Caspurr! Trixie's feeling a bit - well, we aren't sure, really! Mummy is Completely Baffled! Trixie is behaving furry, furry oddly! Last April, she had her Ladycat Parts stolen by the evil v-e-t, but for the past couple of days, she has been acting exactly like a kitty who wants to have babies! 

Mummy asked the nice lady v-e-t, but she is baffled too! Mummy also asked her friends on something called "Facebook" if any of them had heard of such a thing before. Some humans have suggested that Trixie is responding to my Mancatly presence, others think that at this time of year (it's Tu B'Shvat, which kind of heralds the start of Spring), there may be lots of ladycats roaming around in the neighbourhood giving off furry-moans (Mummy said that's a kind of hormone, but Trixie and I don't know what hormones are either!) and that might have triggered the same kind of behaviour in Trixie. The v-e-t said she's never seen anything like this before and maybe it's Psi...Psi - koh...Psi - kole.......All in Trixie's head!

At any rate, the lady v-e-t says that, whatever happens, Trixie can't possibly have kittens, because she doesn't go out and because MY Mancat Parts were stolen last year as well. She says, if Trixie has kittens, she (the v-e-t) will eat, not only her hat, but ALL her clothes (mol). But, even so, we none of us like Unsolved Mysteries, so We were all wondering if any of YOU Guys can explain what is happening with Trixie.

Shabbat Shalom to you all. Have a nice weekend.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Here We Are Again!

Hallo, Effurrybody!

We are so sorry to have been in-co-mew-ni-ca-do for almost TWO WEEKS! It's all the fault of the Human. SHE has the passwords and she thought - for some reason - that HER needs came before ours and that having to spend lots of time on stuff for her Caterwauling Club and their upcoming concert was some kind of justification for neglecting OUR blog!

Anyway, kitties (and other anipals) - we have lots of news! Mummy took Trixie to the v-e-t last Thursday, to get her annual shots. Trixie was effur so good and uncomplaining, even when Mummy asked the nice lady v-e-t to check her teeth and gums (Trixie's, not Mummy's - mol), and it turned out her gums were slightly inflamed. So Doctor Einat gave Mummy some special toothpaste for kitties, which - fortunately - tastes quite good.

And we found a new way to get back at Mummy for neglecting Us. We aren't going to reveal ALL our secrets, but suffice it to say that Mummy woke up from her afternoon nap one day last week, to find her bed all covered with EARTH!
Of course she got mad and blamed Us - but WE'RE NOT TALKING. Our lips are SEALED.

Now, kitties (and other anipals), all that remains for Us to do is to wish you all Shabbat Shalom. Have a lovely Weekend.

Trixie the Black Panfur Princess and Caspurr the Tigger King xoxox