Friday, November 20, 2015

Kitties in the Dog House!

Hallo, Effurrybuddies!

It's Me again, the Mighty Shimshon (a.k.a. Shimshi)!

How do you like our new banner? Mummy said it's time we had one!

We hope it's a sign She has fur-given Us for all the Mischiefs We made this week.
Yesterday, We (well, Me and Caspurr, that is) broke her Favourite Coffee Mug. It's her own fault, really. She shouldn't have left it on the coffee table when her back was turned. She had shut Us up in the bedroom while She had a TV snack and then, She let Us out and went to the bathroom, before washing up her cup and plate and putting them away. And there were traces of cottage cheese on the plate, so of course We jumped up onto the table to investigate (not Trixie though. She doesn't like Human Food). Could We help it if it was necessary to move the Yellow Mug aside in order to conduct a more thorough investigation?!
Anyway, Mummy admitted herself that it's not the End of the World, because She has another one exactly like it.

But She hasn't admitted that she was to blame and issued a public apology - unlike her Penitence this morning, when She shut Trixie in the Guest Room so Trixie could eat her breakfast (which she never finishes) without what She called "being disturbed by the Boys". Trixie miaouwed and miaouwed furry loudly and Mummy ignored her. She didn't realise that Trixie needed to go to the bathroom really, really badly. In the end, Trixie couldn't hold it in any more and (whisper) she peed on the sofa!  

Trixie felt really embarrassed about that, and Mummy apologised to her and acknowledged that it was All Her Fault.

But She isn't so furr-giving with Caspurr and Me. She called Caspurr a Bully yesterday, because he Pounced on Trixie and they were fighting hammer and tongs, and Trixie's fur was flying. And Caspurr went and found the furs all over the living-room floor and ate them! Mummy has no idea why he does that.

Mummy did a far, far worse thing than anything We have done this past week. She FORGOT Trixie's Gotcha Day on November 12th!!!

I mean to say - MOUSES!!!

Do you think We should fur-give Her, anipals?


Kate said...

Perhaps after a treat you could think about forgiving her!

Katie Isabella said...

DI forgive her!! And Caspurr that is VERY naughty of you to attack Trixie. You could use...all of you perhaps, some Nutri-Vet Pet Ease Plus Calming Spray.

When I get riled up over other cats in my territory, all it takes is a few sprats and I am much more reasonable, This has worked for me for four years,Caspurr. It smells food to our mom's too. Juniper,essential oils of lavender, sweet orange, Bergamot, Cinnamon, Cloves and Thyme and Juniper Berry.

Deziz World said...

Aaaaaw Well furst off, yous must furgive da mommy cuz she has da noms right? :) Second, we luv yous new header, yous all look just gawjus. Last but certainly not least, Happy Gotchaday gawjus Trixie. Hope yous gotchday month is purrfect.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

The Island Cats said...

Forgive her...but demand extra treats!

Happy Belated Gotcha Day, Trixie!

Jenna said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Trixie! Of course, you should forgive your mommy. Sometimes humans just have too many things on their minds.

The Indulged Furries said...

Oh my goodness, forgetting a Gotcha Day is a terrible thing, but it's just one day and your mom has a lot on her plate having to tend to your household. I think you should forgive her.

Happy Gotcha Day Trixie. I hope Caspurr stops pouncing on you.

The J-Cats said...

She may have a lot on Her plate, but that's no excuse for not making sure We have plenty on Ours (mol).

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Forgot a Gotcha Day? Well that's a MOUSES! moment, for sure. HAPPY BELATED GOTCHA DAY!

As for all the stuff... Keep records. That's what I do. Never know when information like that can come in handy.


PS. I would have gone for that cottage cheese, too. purrs

meowmeowmans said...

Happy belated Gotcha Day, Trixie!

We think your Mummy has lots to do, as humans often do. Perhaps you could forgive her this time. :)

Erin the Cat Princess said...

You know my peep has ALWAYS forgotten my Gotcha Day. Mouses! So I have bring my own presents. We have plenty of mugs at the Palace so if your peep runs out we'll happily send one, or maybe 10. purrs Erin

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

It is a great banner!

She left a coffee mug ON a coffee table and expected you all to leave it alone? What DO Beings think annyway?

pilch92 said...

I like your banner. Happy belated Gotcha Day to Trixie!!

CATachresis said...

I'm sorry I'm so late, but it seems it has been quite eventful at your pad! Shimshi, I think you and Caspurr are furry diligent making sure mummy's plate is clear! It's not your fault the cup got in the way! Tell Trixie not to worry about the ahem pee incident. I pooped in the PTU on the way back from the vet the other day! I had to threaten errr bribe the Staff not to mention that on the blog!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

ummm...the Mommie is really not building up much credit with your cats; especially sweet Trixie. Mouses indeed!

Katie Isabella said...

sorry for mommy;s typos up there. I can re-write of mommy needs me too.