We are hanging our heads in shame, kitties (as if.....MOL).
The truth is, We are in disgrace. Our Human was terribly upset. She said We are little Bandits. No - "Terrorists" was the word She used! She said she should call us "Hizbollah Cats", rather than "J-Cats". That's a very unkind thing to say, don't you agree, kitties? I mean - it isn't as if We deliberately set out to break the leg of her porcelain ballerina doll. I say "We", but it was really Trixie's fault, she swished her mighty tail and knocked Marie (that's the dolly's name) off her perch. But she didn't mean to do it. I mean, anyone can have an accident, can't they?
Caspurr the Tigger Kitty
Hallo, Effurrybody!
Trixie here. I just want to make it clear, it was not my fault! Caspurr was entirely to blame! If he hadn't kept pestering Me and chasing Me, it would never have happened. And anyway, it was he who knocked Marie Dolly down and broke her leg. Because of him, Mummy got really MAD and threatened to throw Us away!!!
I know, it's hard to believe She could have said anything so hurtful, isn't it?! Of course, she regretted her hasty words almost immediately and begged for forgiveness - which, after Due Consideration, we decided to grant Her.
But there are Consequences, kitties. She follows Us about all over the place now, to make sure We aren't causing any more damage. It's Humiliating! One would think we were Criminals! Now, Caspurr may deserve that, but I certainly don't. When I'm not being pestered by a Little Brofur who always wants to prove he is better than Me at wrestling, I am effur so Good. In fact, my Goodness shines out of Me.You can see, at a glance, how furry, furry Good I am, can't you?
Trixie the Black Panfur
Well, that's all for now, Kitties! Bye for now, from the two of us.
Have a lovely Weekend - Shabbat Shalom.
Trixie and Caspurr - the (furry repentant) J-Cats
4 comments:
Gasp! Me thinks you both are innocent. I bet the human knocked it off by accident and is putting the blame on you kitties.
Well, no matter who did it, we KNOW you two would not do that on purpose, since we now you are both filled with love and sweetness! We are glad you kitties decided to forgive Mummy. :)
Shabbat shalom!
We are sad to hear the ballerina doll has a broken leg now.
The human wants to remind your mommy that homes with kitties must be "child proofed" ;)
Yes indeed darlings...your home needs to be kitten proofed. NO breakables, especially ones that are treasured or valuable by other means left to errant tails and pawsies. xoxoxox
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