I was careful not to take unfurr advantage of my greatly superior size and strength. He is only a baby, after all. I was sure I would easily get the better of him and that, even if I couldn't get rid of him, I would at least show him who is The Boss around here. So I whopped him a couple of times with my mighty paw (claws retracted, of course. I didn't want to give him a purrmanent injury, it would have made Mummy very upset). But, kitties - he tried to whop me back!
I did my very best to put the fear of Cod into him, but he just wouldn't take it seriously. When I turned my back on him, he tried to grab my Beautiful, Splendiferous Tail. Nor did he realise what Peril he was in when I crept up on him from behind, as befitting the Mighty Huntress that I am.
He even had the chutzpa to eat out of My feeding bowl.
I believe he thinks it's all some kind of a Game! How can I convince him that I am in Deadly Earnest?
Trixie the Extremely Fierce Black Panfur
PS. I showed my displeasure by Completely Retexturing Mummy's living-room suite (mol).