Wednesday, April 17, 2013

A Hostile Takeover

Hallo, Effurrybody!

It's really too much! Indeed, it is! I was very patient with the Intruder my Little Brofur, because Mummy asked Me to be nice to him, but things have gone too far. I can't even call My Home my own any more. He doesn't respect My Territory, and everytime I withdraw somewhere else, he follows Me. He seems to be Taking Over everywhere!

First it was his impudent use of MY food bowl.  Then it was MY Private Bathroom. Yes, kitties, Mummy arranged for us to have separate bathrooms, so as to be able to shut him on the balcony overnight, or when she went out of the house, and thus keep us apart when she wasn't there to snoopervise. But he keeps using the Ladycat facilities, instead of those intended for Gentleman Cats!!!

Things have been going from Bad to Worse. Yesterday, he monopolized Mummy by curling up and going to sleep in her lap. And She thought he was So-o-o-o Cute, She took dozens of pictures of him!

Today, he invaded My Favourite Snoozing Spot, under Mummy's bed. See for yourselves, if you don't believe Me!

And a few minutes ago, came the Final Straw, kitties! Of all my toys, My Very Favouritest (in fact, the Only one that I like to play with) is my Blue Rabbit. But he didn't leave me even that!
Just look at him!

Mummy intervened at that point and took it from him and gave it back to Me, but it smelled of Little Brofur and I didn't want it anymore.

Now I have NOTHING left that I can call My Own, kitties! It won't be long before Mummy stops shutting him on the balcony overnight and then he'll be stealing my place on Mummy's bed - my Last Refuge. I can't even take myself off to my Second Favourite Place - the Computer Room - because Mummy shuts the door there whenever she's not using it, to prevent Me from climbing the bookshelves.

What is left for Me, Kitties??? What am I to do? I thought it would be fun to have another kitty to play with, but this is TOO MUCH!!!!!

Trixie - the Very Confused Black Panfur


Fuzzy Tales said...

You both need your own space, your own climbing trees would help, if you don't already have two. And of course your mum would be feeding you first, making sure she pays attention to you first, because you were there first.

It's hard, though, for humans, with such kitten cuteness around, but you do need to understand from your human that you still do come before your brother. :-)

JC said...

I am a bit concerned that your little brother is left on the balcony. Danger Will Robinson .. just saying.

He just wants to be your friend.

Before you know it, you'll be .. wait for it .. napping together like best buds.

And tell your Mom, he is soooooo cuteeeeee. So are you .. but seriously, if she had to get you a brother this one is the best.


meowmeowmans said...

Poor Trixie. I think your new brother just wants to be your friend. I hope Mommy is giving you lots of extra love and attention, too, so that you won't be too upset. Hugs to you all.

The J-Cats said...

@JC - it's an enclosed balcony. It would be more correct to describe it as a former balcony which is now like a kind of spare room - for cats (mol). SO there's no danger of him falling down into the garden or anything like that.

CATachresis said...

Oh Trixie! Life is hard!! Don't worry, bide your time. he will grow and get less cute and you will be fine!!

But he IS cute now ;)

The Lee County Clowder said...

About all we can suggest is you try to get some of your Little Brother's kitteh food. It tastes great.

GreatGranny said...

Sweet Trixie, your brofur is a cutie pie. He wants to be your furriend, so try to share your toys. You're still top cat of the house.
xoxo Kassey

GreatGranny said...

Sweet Trixie, your brofur is a cutie pie. He wants to be your furriend, so try to share your toys. You're still top cat of the house.
xoxo Kassey

Jenna and Sissy said...

Trixie, darling, you two will share everything. In the meantime, I think eating his kitten food would be a good start. A good wrassle with him or a smackypaws fight once in a while will make you feel better :)

Katie Isabella said...

Now Trixie, my beautiful Panfur, don't worry darling. You are NOT being displaced. Just augmented. xoxoxoxo