Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Furgotten!!!

Greetings, Effurrybody!

I have been gravely insulted, kitties! I am wounded to my furry core!

Who would have thought She could have done such a thing?!

How could She furget such a Miaouwmentous Occasion as My Gotcha Day?

How could She have furgotten that just over Five Years Ago, on November 12th, 2012, I, Trixie, Empurress of Jerusalem, Israel and the Entire Middle East, Guardian of the Boudoir, Alpha-Cat Extraordinaire, bestowed upon Her the Inestimable Honour of taking up residence in Her Humble Abode?!

How could She furget such a thing? The Nerve of Her! The - the - the Chutzpah!

Words (almost) Fail Me!

I don't know how to punish Her, but punished She must certainly be!

(What's that you say, Human? You were busy? With feral kitties? Intruders? Purrhaps you would like Me to sing the Song of My People to you all night long? Huh? Huh? Is that what you want?)

Kitties, you see what I have to deal with here? What would you do if your Human grew so neglectful?

(What is it this time, Human? You want to make it up to Me how exactly?) 

She's insulting Me again, Kitties! As if I could be won over by a Miserable Bribe...

(
How many extra cans of Fancy Feast, Human? Louder please. Can't hear you!)


To get back to the Question of Her Punishment...

(What is it now, Human? You'll buy me what? An Ess? Hmmm. I've heard that one before.)



Shall I furgive her, kitties? She has been furry busy, although I don't know if looking after Strange Feral Kitties is a Sufficient Excuse for Furgetting Moi. What should I do?

(Don't think I don't know what you're up to, Human! Just because you are now being purrmitted to give Me chin scritches, and snorgle my tummy - mmmm - and scritch my head in the exact place behind My Impurrial Ears where I like best to get head scritches, doesn't mean that - I - furrgive - you - mmmiaow. 


Purr. Purr. Purr.





Purr. Purr. Purr.

Purr.

Purr.

13 comments:

Caren Gittleman said...

Ohhh there is NO excuse! You need to show her the "back of disrespect!!" And...leave a furball (or two or three!) catchatwithcarenandcody

Kitties Blue said...

Hmmm. many of us have had our birthdays and gotcha days forgotten, but then there are a whole bunch of us. That really is a pretty unforgivable thing. We think we would hold out for one extra meal of Fancy Feast each day for at least one year. And definitely that ess as well. Let us know what happens. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

The Island Cats said...

You deserve an extra dinner...and lots of treats...and a few extra toys...for her transgression. Do not forgive until she comes through with them.

Happy Gotcha Day, belatedly.

Kate said...

You will require many days of this special behavior to make up for it! Happy (belated) Gotcha Day!

Terri said...

Horking in the shoe is what this requires! Happy Gotcha Day...a little late.

Deziz World said...

Happy belated Gotchaday gawjus Trixie. It's really not that bad, we celebrate all month long. And cuz me's birthday and Gotchaday are in da same month, mommy told me, me could celebrate 2 months. So, you can join me and we'll keep celebratin' thru da end of da year. We do know the ferals sure need a helpin' paw, so we're grateful your human's doin' dat 'stead of somethin' like havin' her nails done. Ya' know, ifin your special day has to be furgotten, at least it's fur a good cause. Ya' know, those less furtunate than us. We hope da rest of our celebration is as purrfect as you are. Big hugs fur all

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Happy Belated Gotcha Day cutie! XO

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

It does sound like she is trying to make up for her most grievous transgression. Forgive her but don't do it too quickly!
Happy belated Gotcha Day!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

A forgotten Gotcha Day deserves MANY MANY cans of fabncy foods!

The Indulged Furries said...

Happy belated Gotcha Day. That reminds me, I have to remind my mom that my Gotcha Day is coming up. And yes, you should forgive her....maybe after a few extra snuggles.

CATachresis said...

Oh this is a furry late happy 5th Gotcha day, Trixie!! But I wish it anyway. And while I am here, I want to wish you all Happy Chanukah as well.. I hope you have a fine time!! xxx

Katie Isabella said...

Horking in her pathways as she leaves the bed is often the best revenge. Happy belated Gotcha day darling girl.

Anonymous said...

Mew mew mew Trixie mee finkss thee furball inn thee shoe iss purrfect!! Or fling yur litter ALL OVER THEE PLACE!! Mew mew mew.....
Then again yur Mumma mite have not been feelin good an that can mess uppy their mindss an they furget fingss easy like.
Happy Gotcha Day (so bee-lated butt well meant)!
***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx