Hallo again, Effurrybody and Shavua Tov (a Good Week)!
Kitties, I need a good cattorney! I know, I know - I, myself, am the best there is, but they do say that a cattorney who repurresents him or herself has a Fool for a Client, don't they? Besides which, I think my fursibs are the ones who really ought to be Under Suspicion, so I can't ask them - and, in any case, I think they are the ones who framed Me!
What happened, you ask?
Well, Mummy found hairballs on the kitchen counter, near my jump-off point for when I make My Great Leap to the top of the kitchen closets (where I have My Lofty Perch) and just because I happened to be sitting next to the sink at the time (where none of Us are supposed to be), She immediately assumed it was I who had horked them up!
Now, I happen to know for a fact that Caspurr (and purrobably Shimshi also) eat my shed furs when Mummy is late getting up and serving Us breakfast.They do it in order to make themselves vomit - because nothing gets Mummy up out of bed quicker than the sound of a kitty horking up something. So it could just as easily have been one of them. In fact, Mummy should have realised that if I had been the Guilty Pawty, I would not have hung around there (where We are not supposed to be) but would have beaten a Hasty Retreat.
But She whipped out her flashy phone thing and took my picture - for evidence, She said!
I was furry offended that She could suspect Me of such a thing, kitties! I think you can see that from my Wounded Expression!
Purrhaps She was just in a Bad Mood because of all the Pawliticks going on here (about which She wrote in Her Own Bloggie) and wasn't thinking straight.
At any rate, We are going to be using these two pictures in the Caturday Art blog hop, hosted by the effur-beautiful and wise Athena and her HuMum, Marie and the Sunday Selfies blog hop, hosted by the adorable Kitties Blue and their HuMom, Janet.
Here are the blog hop badges:
Since I want to finish on a pawsitive note, before I go, I want to invite you all to a Tu b'Av pawty this Tuesday night at 10 pm Israel time, up in the Enchanted Forest. There will be a Full Moon that night and it will be furry romantic. And, of course, there will be plenty of noms and drinks and NIP.
Goodness knows, We need some Fun, with all the Misery around Us, caused by the Evil Chinese Coronavirus!
It's gonna be an Overnighter, so you might like to bring your favourite blankies with you and then We can all watch the dawn come up over the Old City of Jerusalem.
Looking forward to seeing you all!
24 comments:
I am sure you wouldn't do such a thing and have been framed. The photo evidence is a bit hard to doubt though.
It sounds like it will be a lovely party in the Enchanted Forest
I think you really were framed, so we say not guilty! The pawty does sound like fun.
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Some cat was framed, for sure...'cause there is a picture in a frame!
As for which cat left the hairball; only dna evidence is permissible in catcourt; photos mean zilch. Case closed!
Hmmm, busted or framed - hard to tell - MOL! You are cute as ever sweetie.
We think you were framed, Trixie! Your pawty in the enchanted forest sure sounds great. :)
The party sounds great!
The corona plague looks like it'll never go away :(
The party sounds like a blast. We think Not Me did it.
The Florida Furkids
Trixie! Trixie! Trixie! I am the greatest Cat Attorney in all of the State of Tennessee! I will represent you and first line of evidence will be the positive proof that you were framed! Absolutely framed!
MY mom used to fly out of the bed when I let her know I was horking but...unless she thinks I am ON the bed then she can move like lightening striking. ...she'll just go back to sleep otherwise, until it's time to get up. It's been the past several years. Once she had 3 spots to clean up before we could proceed to the kitchen for my breakfast. Yuk.
I will be there with my favorite blankie which any handsome mancat can share with me. So, till Tuesday 2200 in the Enchanted Forest. And mom has always wanted to go there to Israel, so watching dawn come up over Jerusalem would be an honor.
Yes. CK public defender here. I've defended and won many cases such as yours. I'll need some treats and treat money up front. I see you on the counter but don't see a hairball. You are innocent, my furrend.
Unless she actually sees you horking...you're innocent, Trixie!
I am sorry you were framed- I bet she photoshopped the photo of you on the counter. Shavua Tov. XO
We have mysterious horks in many areas around here except Rumpy's which are which are as white as he is so are easy to identify. You are framed up friend
The plot thickens! Mudpie can never blame anyone being an only child :(
LOL you look perfect framed!!!!
Definitely a case of the smoking gun! Dude, you was framed for sure!
Now as to attorney/lawyer/barrister, I think you should go straight to the top and appoint one of them TV dudes as they always get to the bottom of things, even if it does take two episodes, MOL
Purrs
ERin
Deny, deny, deny. And if proven, make it a PAWSitive thing...
We, too, think you were framed, we don't believe you're guilty at all. Your mom has a lot to answer for!
I'm sure your party will be fabulous! 🎉
Mee-YOW! Trixie you are Innycent till proven Guiltee! An you not look Guiltee at all...jsut piXXed an upset.
Mee thinkss purrhapss yore Brothurss inn Pawss mite have framed you...
Caspurr an Shimshi iss not nice to frame yore Sistur who iss THE spittin (do not psit on mee!) image of mee..
Mee will come vissit youss' inn Enchanted Forest Tuesday nite..Boyss no more sheenaniganss Okay???
***purrss*** an ~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~
trixie; may we say who ever framed ewe...☺☺☺☺☺ did a grate job coz ya look gorgeouz !!! ♥♥♥
and we gotta add mit, caspurr and shimshi IZ rite; a sound oh hackin can bring de soundest oh sleeperz a wake.....just like that ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ two funnee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a happee healthee week two all :) ☺☺♥♥
Oh, I totally second Katie Isabella. There is no finer Cattorney ANYWHERE than Miss Katie. She will show that "evidence" to be the travesty that it is!
Thanks for coming to visit us! I would like to come to your pawty!
We think the evidence is definitely circumstantial. Besides being framed I think you might be "railroaded" though I am still looking for the tracks.
Trixie, you were obviously framed. But you sure are gorgeous, so ... keep being naughty and making great artworks!
This might take a long while to get to the real truth...
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