Hallo again, Effurrybody and Shavua Tov (a Good Week)!
Kitties, I need a good cattorney! I know, I know - I, myself, am the best there is, but they do say that a cattorney who repurresents him or herself has a Fool for a Client, don't they? Besides which, I think my fursibs are the ones who really ought to be Under Suspicion, so I can't ask them - and, in any case, I think they are the ones who framed Me!
What happened, you ask?
Well, Mummy found hairballs on the kitchen counter, near my jump-off point for when I make My Great Leap to the top of the kitchen closets (where I have My Lofty Perch) and just because I happened to be sitting next to the sink at the time (where none of Us are supposed to be), She immediately assumed it was I who had horked them up!
Now, I happen to know for a fact that Caspurr (and purrobably Shimshi also) eat my shed furs when Mummy is late getting up and serving Us breakfast.They do it in order to make themselves vomit - because nothing gets Mummy up out of bed quicker than the sound of a kitty horking up something. So it could just as easily have been one of them. In fact, Mummy should have realised that if I had been the Guilty Pawty, I would not have hung around there (where We are not supposed to be) but would have beaten a Hasty Retreat.
But She whipped out her flashy phone thing and took my picture - for evidence, She said!
I was furry offended that She could suspect Me of such a thing, kitties! I think you can see that from my Wounded Expression!
Purrhaps She was just in a Bad Mood because of all the Pawliticks going on here (about which She wrote in Her Own Bloggie) and wasn't thinking straight.
At any rate, We are going to be using these two pictures in the Caturday Art blog hop, hosted by the effur-beautiful and wise Athena and her HuMum, Marie and the Sunday Selfies blog hop, hosted by the adorable Kitties Blue and their HuMom, Janet.
Here are the blog hop badges:
Since I want to finish on a pawsitive note, before I go, I want to invite you all to a Tu b'Av pawty this Tuesday night at 10 pm Israel time, up in the Enchanted Forest. There will be a Full Moon that night and it will be furry romantic. And, of course, there will be plenty of noms and drinks and NIP.
Goodness knows, We need some Fun, with all the Misery around Us, caused by the Evil Chinese Coronavirus!
It's gonna be an Overnighter, so you might like to bring your favourite blankies with you and then We can all watch the dawn come up over the Old City of Jerusalem.
Looking forward to seeing you all!