Tuesday, September 22, 2015

A Good Year

Greetings, Effurybody!


It's seems like it's been a zillion years since We last posted - even though there was a LOT to write about. For example, Mummy dragged Me (Queen Trixie) and my little brofur Shimshi off to the v-e-t last month - in the same paddy wagon, would you believe?!






In Shimshi's case, there was at least some excuse, because he had to have his annual shots. That's what Mummy calls it anyway, but We don't understand why they call it "shots" when actually, what the evil v-e-t does is to stab us!


Mummy's excuse for dragging Me off to Dr. Einat was, that She was worried about Me not eating enough. So Einat tried to steal some of my bloods, but I wouldn't let her. And instead of taking "No" for an answer, she stabbed Me and gave Me an evil drug to make me all woozy. In fact, it made Me fall asleep and while I was sleeping, she stole my bloods. And it was all for nothing, Kitties - because all the tests came back negative. There is nothing wrong with Me. Mummy just got into a Tizz because She's used to Caspurr and Shimshi scoffing down their food (and as much of mine as they can get) like hogs, whereas I prefer to eat slowly and elegantly, as befits a Ladycat, and thus preserve my beautiful, lithe, svelte figure!
I can do that, because Mummy has taken to shutting Me up in the guest room with my noms, so that I can eat in peace, without having my repast stolen by my Greedy Brofurs. But even so, I don't like to over-eat, and there is often food left over for the Mancats.


While Shimshi and I were at the evil v-e-t's, Caspurr was left on guard, to keep our home safe from Intruders.






Last week, Mummy entertained her human family for Rosh Hashana (that's our New Year). Twelve intruders joined Us for supper. That's Grandpa and Step-Grandma and Step-Great-Grandma and Mummy's sisters and their mates and kittens too!

One of Mummy's nieces has something called a-s-t-h-m-a and it's brought on by an allergy to kitties! She loves kitties, but whenever she comes near Us, her eyes start to water and she starts getting an attack. So we have to be shut away in the bedroom when the Human Family comes over. But the human kittens always beg Mummy to let Us out, because they love Us so much.


Tomorrow, the Humans have another Special Day called Yom Kippur. That is the day when the Great Cat in the Sky judges effurryone - Cats, Other Animals, and Humans too - and decides what will be their fate during the coming year. And We are all supposed to fur-give each other and say how sorry we are for the bad things we have done during the year. So Caspurr and Shimshi and I (Queen Trixie) want to say to you all, that if We have hurt or offended anyone over the past year, We are furry, furry sorry and we ask you to furr-give Us.

And, although it's a few days late, We want to wish you all Shana Tova (שנה טובה - a Good Year).









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9 comments:

Austin Towers said...

Queen Trixie, that is good news about your bloods, even if they did steal them from you!! I think you are a very delicat ladycat, but I also like to eat my food daintily and as you know I am a big muscly mancat MOL When Tigger comes by, he gobbles everything up double quick!

I wish you all a good year too! xoxox

Katie Isabella said...

Sweetest kitties! It HAS been a long time since I was here and though these next words have been meowed before by other kitties, I will meow right now that I have thought of you all more frequently than you realize.

I wish we were at least in the same Country. Then I could get mommy to visit and bring back your kitty smells and she could introduce you to mine. THEN maybe we could be furriends in purrson. I know. Not likely.

There is nothing to forgive dearest little ones. Happy New Year to all of you. *smoochies*

Kate said...

So glad you are good. Of course ladycats dine rather than chow down! At least you had a nice nap at the v-e-t!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I don't want to scare your Mom. but if you lose your appetite anymore, please tell her to get you an ultrasound. My Lucy was 16, she had perfect blood work in June despite eating less. She kept eating less and still had good blood work a month ago, but the ultrasound revealed cancer all over so she had to go to the bridge. I really am not trying to be mean, just be very cautious because blood tests don't reveal everything. Gmar Chatimah Tova!

The Island Cats said...

So nice to see you! We're glad that all went well at the vet. Happy New Year to you.

The Indulged Furries said...

I'm glad to hear you are all doing well. Hopefully your vet made amends to you for drugging you and stealing your blood! Caspurr appears to have done an excellent job guarding your home while you were all away.

Jenna said...

We're glad to hear you got a good vet report. It is certainly nice to eat in peace :)

I don't like visitors at all. As soon as there's a knock on the door, I run under the bed.

meowmeowmans said...

That is great news about your blood work coming back negative, Trixie. We are glad all is okay!

L'Shana Tova to you. And we hope your fast was a meaningful and easy one.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

That's a lot of stuff. But what disturbs US is that 2 of you were packed into ONE PTU! Iffen ya GOTTA travel to the vet, at least ya should have some privacy...