Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Boomie Drill

Hallo again, Effurryone!

You remember the boomies we wrote about last summer, and how we used to hide in the wardrobe among Mummy's clothes, while Mummy had to run down to the Boomie Shelter?

Well, a few days ago, We were just having a little Nap when we were startled to hear the horrid, wailing sound of the Boomie Warning Siren!






We were about to dive for cover when Mummy said not to worry, it was just a Drill!

Well, We were furry, furry relieved, as you can imagine, but once We had got over our alarm, We began to feel Highly Indignant! What did the Humans at Civil Defence mean by scaring Us like that!?

Mummy thinks it was because the Humans in a country called Iran want to get a horrible kind of Boomie and shoot it at Us. So We have to be prepared.

We don't understand why they would want to shoot Boomies at Us. We know all about Iran, kitties. It used to be called Purr-sia. But We don't have any quarrel with Purr-sia. We love Purr-sian kitties! They are beautiful and furry and effur so good-natured. Some of our best furr-iends are Purr-sian kitties. We are sure if the Purr-sian kitties were in charge, they wouldn't be trying to make Boomies.

So we want to call on all the kitties in Purr-sia to tell their Humans not to make Boomies. Boomies are Bad. If their Humans make Boomies, then effurrybody else will make Boomies and start shooting them at each other and a lot of innocent kitties and their Human Mummies and Daddies will get sent to the Bridge.

Please help Us spread the message.

NO BOOMIES!

8 comments:

D-PAK said...

You present a furry purr-suassive argument. Given the Purr-sian governments stated miaotive, the idea of trusting them to keep every claws of the agreement with O'bomber gives one paws for thought.

Austin Towers said...

We stand with you, Trixie, Caspurr and Shimshi! Boo to the boomies!!

Jenna said...

We think everyone should get along--and love kitties!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Oh my mouses! That's sounds terrible. Super scary, too. I'm glad it was just a drill and it is always wise to be prepared but still... Too scary for comfort, for sure. MOUSES!

Purrs,
Seville

PS. Just checking to see if your copy of the Rescued book ever arrived. Peep said something about the postal peeps saying something about a boat. I should have teleported it on over, myself. Boats can take way too long. MOUSES!

The Island Cats said...

We hope there's never any real boomies.

meowmeowmans said...

We are sorry that there are any boomies at all. That must be so scary for you all. Sending hugs, purrs and prayers for you and Mummy.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

We dont get terrible weather enough fer sirens. Mebbe they figure everyone here watches the TV all day ta see the warnings on there.

The Indulged Furries said...

It's too bad us kitties can't rule the world. We wouldn't create nearly as many problems as the humans have.