If you haven't guessed already, it is I, Trixie, Queen of the Black Panfurs and Alpha Cat Extraordinaire, reporting.
I must tell you, kitties (and other anipals) - Mummy has let this "Hostess with the Mostest" business go to her head!
Mummy says that now We have a nice big appurtment, We can do lots more "entertaining". That's what She calls inviting all sorts of Intruders into Our Home! Do you think She consulted Us befurrhand?
Think again!
Do you know what She did last week? She invited over all her friends from her Caterwauling Club to celebrate the lighting of the eighth and final Hanukkah candle with her. It's lucky not all of them could come, because that would have meant thirty people invading Our Home! As it was, there were about twenty, including two human kittens belonging to one of Her friends!
Mummy shut Us up in the bedroom while the Intruders were here. It's lucky She didn't shut Us up in Our Own Room, because the bedroom is much bigger and has more places to hide - which was just as well, because She brought in some of her friends to see Us, during the evening. We know She is furry proud of Us and likes to show Us off, and her friends literally begged to be purr-mitted to meet Us, but We are not exhibits in a Mewseum or a Zoo!!!
Anyway, when Mummy brought her friends in, Shimshi was the only one to cooperate. He was sitting on the bed and he let a couple of the girls stroke and pet him. Such vanity! But they complained afterwards that he didn't purr at all!
Caspurr spent the entire evening under the bed, right in the corner, and wouldn't come out at all till everyone had left. And I had already found myself a cosy spot on the highest shelf in the wardrobe, from which I refused to budge.
I tell you, kitties, if that's "entertainment", you can keep it! We prefurr Peace and Quiet. We do not like havoc and noise and so on - unless it's of Our Own Making, of course (mol). We like to have Our furriends round to visit and We love throwing Our own pawties.
Speaking of which, We hope you all enjoyed the Holidays - both those of you who celebrate Hanukkah and those of you who celebrate Chrissmouse.
In case Mummy doesn't find the time to help Us blog again before January 1st, We would like to wish all our anipals A Happy New Year.
8 comments:
Guys, I think you should set up some kind of entry booth and charge admission if she is going to continue to do this. You've got to maximise your opportunities! MOL
Yes, indeed, Austin. That's a great idea.
What price should we set? How about 2 tins of Fancy Feast on weekdays and three at weekends?
We don't like when the humans "entertain." We don't like strangers in our house...and all the noise they make!
Trixie, I'm glad you found a safe spot in the wardrobe to endure your mom's company. Poor Caspurr under the bed! And how brave of Shimshi to let visitors pet him. There are very few people who ever come to my house, and most of them are fairly quiet so I'm not too upset by them.
Introoder alert! The human lives in a small apartment and doesn't do the entertaining thing. I'm so very happy because when an introoder comes I run to the bedroom to hide.
We hope you have a Happy New Year--without the introoders :)
We understand, Trixie. WE don't like it when our mom and dad "entertain," either.
Happy New Year to you, Caspurr, Shimshi and Mummy!
WE sure don't like introoders either, Furries or Beins.
But Happy New Year to all of you. We are late catching up... We all slept really late.
Horror of all horrors! You mean your peep invited other caterwaulers to come INTO YOUR house? And I thought I had it bad. Gosh, guess I should be grateful that I've only ever had to deal with one caterwaulin' peep at a time. MOUSES!
Purrs,
Nissy
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