Friday, July 18, 2014

The Learning Curve

Hallo, Effurryone!

Trixie and I (Caspurr the Tigger-Tabby) have been teaching Little Shimshi lots of new things this week. At the same time, we had to learn a few new things ourselves - such as what to do when the nasty, scary sirens go off, to warn of an attack of boomies. Our Human rushes down to the Bomb Shelter but She hasn't time to look for Us first, because She only has a minute and a half to get there and We, of course, are never all together in the same place when the siren goes off.

She says that's another one of Murphy's Laws. Who is this Murphy. anyway? He seems to have an awful lot of funny laws.

Anyway, we have been lucky, Mummy says, that we only had the Boomie Warning in Jerusalem three times, since all This Business started. (We have tried to find out what "This Business" is, kitties, but all We know is that there are Bad Humans shooting at Us.)  Mummy speaks on the phone effurry day to her auntie in Ashkelon, which is a city by the seaside, down south. Mummy's auntie says they have boomie attacks there effurry day, even several times a day!

So, to get back to the Things We Have Had to Learn, Mummy says that when the Boomie Warning goes off, we must take shelter somewhere safe, away from windows and not in the bathroom, and definitely not on the balcony, so as not to be hit by flying fragments of glass or ceramics, if a boomie should happen to fall nearby or on the roof.
We think that under the bed, or inside the wardrobe, cushioned by all Mummy's clothes, seems the best option...


Love and kissies to you all, dear anipals and please keep purring that We and Mummy will be safe from the boomies.

Shabbat Shalom

The J-Cats xoxoxox






12 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

These are things that kitties should not have to learn, in our opinion. The world would be in a far, far better state if we cats were in charge of everything. Heaven knows, the humans are just mucking everything up, all over the planet.

Purrs for your continued safety.

The J-Cats said...

We totally agree!

Austin Towers said...

We echo Fuzzy Tales. Praying for your safety! xxx

The Island Cats said...

We purr that you don't hafta use those things you've learned about the boomies. Be safe.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Our Best Purrs Of Safety to you all. We are all hissing at the things happening there by Evil People.

Jenna said...

I am sending lots of purrs to you. We don't think humans or kitties should have to worry about dodging boomies.

The Indulged Furries said...

The boomies must be very scary. We hope they end soon and you don't have to worry about them any more. Under the bed is a great place. I go there when I get scared. Does your mom put out extra supplies for you (food, water, litter box) in case of emergencies?

Purrs for your safety and that all the nonsense stops soon.

The J-Cats said...

Mummy always leaves out plenty of food and water for us, and we have two litter boxes.

meowmeowmans said...

Just know that we are thinking of you all, and praying and purring for all of our friends in the State of Israel.

The J-Cats said...

Thank you. That knowledge strengthens Us.
Purrs.

Trixie, Caspurr, Shimshi and tbe Human
xoxoxox

GreatGranny said...

I'm hoping and praying that you all will always be safe. Just know that prayers are going up for the peace of Israel.

Katie Isabella said...

Dear Ones and Mommy too, we are also praying for the end to this horrific thing that is happening. We part every day for your safety and for peace. There is not one day that mommy and I don't think of each of you personally as well as the State in general. xxxooo all our love. Pee Ess. Mommy sent that information on to friends just as you asked. xoxoxox