Friday, March 7, 2014

Happy Birthday, Caspurr!

Kitties! Anipals! Humans! 
Lend Us your Ears!

Today is a furry Impawtant Day!
Today is Caspurr's First Birthday!

Yes, that's right! It's amazing how quickly Time flies by! Today, Caspurr is One Year Old! So We have asked Mummy to bake a Birthday Cake - with Tuna Mousse Icing.

We are hoping She won't make any purr-oblems about that. She might - because She says Caspurr is overweight and needs to go on a strict diet.

Caspurr here! Diet, you call it?! Starvation is what I call it! She only feeds Me twice a day! How is a Mancat supposed to keep up his Strength on such short rations?

You forgot to mention, "Little" Brofur, that you also eat half of My noms! It's no wonder you're so fat and I'm so thin. Yes, it's true, Kitties! And it isn't even as if he eats his own noms and then turns his attention to My food bowl. No, indeed! First he comes and eats My rations and then he goes and eats his own!
What's more, it's true we only get two official meals a day, but Mummy also puts some kibbles in the Snack Bowls in the kitchen mid-day, so Caspurr is furry, furry far from being starved!

Why are you being so mean to Me, Trixie - and on my Birthday, of all days? 

I am not mean to you! Not, not, not! Haven't I looked after you since you were a tiny little kitten, and taught you effurrything I know? Here, I will give you a Birthday Kissie on your nose. Happy Birthday from your loving Sisfur.

Okay, Sis - I don't really think you're mean. And to show you how much I truly love and appurreciate you, I will now groom your Splendiferous Tail for you. 
But first of all, Effurryone, Trixie and I have some Miaowmentous News for you all.

Are you ready?

Mummy has sold Our Home! She signed all the Papers yesterday! 

And that's not all! She has found Us a New Home. She says we won't talk about it just yet, until she and the owner sign something called a c-o-n-t-r-a-c-t, because She is afraid to jinx the deal. But We are all furry, furry excited.

Now, Kitties (and other Anipals), to get back to the Main News of the Day - namely, Caspurr's Birthday - because Furr-iday is rather inconvenient, since effurryone is pre-purring for Shabbat, we have decided to hold the Official Birthday Party tomorrow afternoon at 5 pm. Israel time - and, of course, you are all invited!

See you tomorrow then!

Shabbat Shalom!

Trixie and Caspurr


Fuzzy Tales said...

Happy birthday, Caspurr! We'll stop back tomorrow too, but hope you have a wonderful day.

And big congrats on selling your house and paws crossed for the purchase of the new one!

Brian said...

Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday to you!!! ><(((º>

Jenna said...

Happy Birthday, Caspurr! You are an adult now :)

We are glad to hear your mommy sold the house and has a new one lined up.

The human had a fat cat once. Peaches couldn't have dry food left out for her. She'd get bored and eat, eat, eat.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Happy Birfday, "Skinny Caspurr". MOL!

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Caspurr! We are excited for you, Trixie and Mum ... we hope the signing of the c-o-n-t-r-a-c-t goes smoothly. Paws crossed, and big hugs to you all.

Katie Isabella said...

Happy Happy BIRTHDAY handsome Caspurr. And I am so excited that you three will get another home and one you will love. We all can't wait to hear it. xoxoxox