Monday, February 3, 2014

In Case You Were Wondering...

Hallo, Effurrybody!

We suppose you've all been wondering where we had disappeared too. Haven't you?

Well, as usual, it was all the Human's fault. She went cavorting off to EUROPE with her Caterwauling Club buddies, to appear in some concerts, leaving Us in the care of a friend of hers from where She used to work, who came effurry day to feed Us. And when She came back, She didn't even bring us Prezzies! Wasn't that Mean of her?

And to think we were so Good while She was away! We didn't break anything! And when her friend accidentally left the door to her study open, all we did was eat one of her Sick Lemons - it wasn't our fault that the other flowerpot was so close that it got knocked over onto the sofa. If She will put the flowerpots so close together that there isn't room for a kitty to turn around safely without overturning something, what can She expect?!

As for all the earth that was spilled on the sofa and the carpet, all She had to do was activate the Sucky Monster. And she didn't have to do that at one o'clock in the morning when She got home, did She?

All in all, though, she was so furry happy to see Us again (and We to see Her), that she didn't even raise her voice when she saw all the earth trodden into the carpet. And her Cleaning Lady came the next day and cleaned effurrything up, so now we're all back to normal.

Which was a Good Thing, because today, someone came round to see the flat (a purr-spective buyer, Mummy says), and tomorrow, the Real Estate Lady is bringing someone else to see it.

So We are keeping our paws crossed, because the sooner Mummy sells this flat, the sooner She'll be able to buy another one, bigger, better and maybe with a garden or catio. We would so-o-o-o like that.

See you all again soon, dear Anipals!

Trixie the Black Panfur and Caspurr the Tigger Tabby


Katie Isabella said...

The two of you were living the high life while your mommy was gone, I would venture to say! And now she's home you have her looking for another apartment. I hope you have a catio my dears!

By the way, did your mommy take Trixie back for some more Ladycat Gardenetomy work? And need to high hat me now because I dared speak to another man cat, Of course you are gorgeous and handsome! I never forget THAT! Woo Woooo! Hubba Hubba .

Old Deuteronomy said...

Confurucius say: "When humans are away, the cats play."

Austin Towers said...

Looks to me like the human got off very lightly!! Next time, I'll teleport over and show you how a good house trashing is done! ;) xx

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

You DEFINITELY should have gotte many prezzies of toys and treats! We agree that plants should be in BIG pots so that (just because we explore them) they cant be knocked over.

Kate said...

New digs! Woo hoo!

meowmeowmans said...

You two were SO good while Mummy was away. We can't believe she did not bring you any well-deserved presents!

Paws and fingers crossed about the prospective buyer.


Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Fancy not bringing you a present. Sheesh.. I hope you get a buyer so you can get a bigger place.

The Island Cats said...

We can't believe your mom left you and went galavanting. And then didn't bring you any presents! She should be happy you two didn't trash the place. ;)

The Indulged Furries said...

I don't like when my mom leaves. Luckily she does it only a few days a year. I'm glad you have your mom home where she belongs.