Saturday, September 8, 2012

Possum's Entertainment Guide

Greetings, Fellow Felines (and C-A-N-I-N-E-S and Humans too)!

As you know, one of a Human's most impawtant jobs is to entertain his or her Feline. My Human certainly fulfills this part of her contract. Either that, or she has let her successful foray into Roach Assassination go to her head. The other day, she saw Something in the dark corner by the side of the refrigerator, something shaped rather like - well, one of those Creepy Crawly Things. I couldn't reach it, the space was too narrow even for one with my acrobatic skills - and she didn't want to move the fridge because, she said, the Thing would scuttle off somewhere and then we'd never find it. So off she went and got out the yellow spray can with the horrible poison gas and she sprayed and sprayed. Then, we waited. When She  was sure it was quite, quite dedded, she got a ruler and scooped out the corpse. And guess what, Fellow Felines (etc.) - it was nothing but an almond that had rolled under the refrigerator!
Yes, Kitties! Mummy dedded a nut (MOL)!

Still on the subject of Human Folly - Mummy is so enamoured of my beautiful pink toeses that she decided to e-mew-late Me. Here are two pictures, Fellow Felines (etc.) - one of my own, purr-fectly natural pink and white paws, and the other of Mummy's feeble attempt to copy them. (They do say Imitation is the sincerest form of Flattery, don't they?)

Now, tell me honestly - which do you think are prettier?

Have a good week!

Possum the MagnifiCat


Shimona from the Palace said...

Oh, no doubt about it! Possum wins, hands down - er, paws down!

Possum's Mummy

Jenna and Sissy said...

Of course the Possum wins! Der is nuffin cuter than tufted kitty pads :)

The human sez yer mom haf a nice pedicure--as consolation prize.

CATachresis said...

LOL at dedding a nut! I bet mom felt a nutcase!! Of course your toesies are the best Possum. Oink is purrfect!!

GreatGranny said...

Mommy has a nice pedicure, but handsome Possum, your pink toeses with the luscious tufts, makes Mom sqeeeee.
xoxo Kassey

Katz Tales said...

No contest! Possum's Paws are Purrfect!