We would like to take this opportunity to wish our human Many Happy Returns of the Day. Although it seems sometimes that we take her too much for granted, we are always conscious of her boundless devotion to Us, her self-sacrifice (such as when she gave up a trip to Eilat with her friends in order to take care of Possum, who was very sick) and her dedicated service. We know, of course, that We are eminently worthy of such devotion, but still, it isn't every human who can rise to the challenge and prove themselves worthy of being allowed to serve Felines such as Us.
And deep down inside - We really do love her. Yes, We do - and on this, her Special Day, We will give her the name she has earned and say:
Happy Birthday, Mummy!